crsh.fi
official home of
absolutely nothing
Cool Cat Club
This is a placeholder. Nothing useful lives here yet.
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✦ Club Status ✦
temporarily occupied by
a placeholder website
Requirements to join
- must be cool
- must understand :3
- must tolerate unfinished software
- cat ownership not required
- being a cat strongly preferred
Warning
This website may eventually contain actual projects.
you have been warned.
Cat of the Month
Unknown Cat
Has never been seen. Probably cool. Wears sunglasses indoors.
Recent Club Transmissions
- todaychair successfully occupied for 6 hours
- yesterdayattempted to catch the red dot. inconclusive.
- last weekknocked a glass off the table. no regrets.
- 2024stared at a wall. findings unpublished.
Club Lore
- founded in a dream someone forgot to write down
- meetings are held whenever nobody is looking
- the first rule is that there are no rules
- the second rule is please do not knock things over
Meow Mail
Subscribe to nothing. We will not email you. We cannot.
Official Club Rules
- 1.be cool
- 2.understand :3
- 3.no perceiving other members before 2pm
- 4.boxes are first come first served
- 5.if it fits, it sits (legally binding)
- 6.do not press the button (see below)
Cat Fortune Machine
Ancient wisdom. Randomly generated. Not legally advice.
Cat Name Generator
For the cat you do not have and may never get.
Current Club Mood
sleepy
Member Directory (0 members)
[REDACTED]
founder, allegedly
status: asleep
the orange one
chaos operations
status: in a box
unnamed void cat
night shift
status: under the sofa
you
pending vibe check
status: loading...
Roadmap (non-binding)
- Q1napdone
- Q2consider doing somethingdone
- Q3nap (extended)
- Q4actual content (unlikely)
- Q5there is no Q5
Unverified Cat Facts
- cats sleep 16 hours a day. this website sleeps 24.
- a group of cats is called a clowder. a group of placeholders is called this page.
- cats have 32 muscles in each ear, all used to ignore you.
- the plural of :3 is :33
- unverified: cats invented the box.
Frequently Unanswered Questions
what is the Cool Cat Club?
unexplained. by design. mostly by laziness.
how do i join?
you don't. it happens to you.
is there a newsletter?
yes. it is never sent. it is perfect.
why is this a placeholder?
because finishing things is hard and naps are easy.
is this website finished?
no. this question is also not finished
Changelog
- v0.0.3added more placeholder to the placeholder
- v0.0.2the button now judges you
- v0.0.1website exists. unclear why.
- v0.0.0cat walked across keyboard. shipped it.
This website is certified
100% cat approved*
*no cats were consulted. this is still a temporary placeholder.
☠ Do not press this button ☠